On a darker note they have searched everywhere!!! Every inch of my person and every scrap of clothing I own. They even had me x-rayed to make sure I hadn't swallowed a coin or something.
They told me in all seriousness that I will never work in archeology again?! Apparently, I orchestrated this whole thing-digging without proper permits and then they apparently think I have the ability to forge Old English and Norse text on the great supply of 1000 year old scrolls I carried into the country! Then, because I am fiendish, I threw these forgeries into the three chests I illegally dug up at the site to fool their country! Ridiculous.
I am hitching a ride to the Kidderminster train station with someone I met at a "full english fry-up" aka breakfast. There is a train leaving for Birmingham today 6:55pm. I am planning to be on it and going to try and get to London.